Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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