He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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