He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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