# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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