Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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