yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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