i permit you to call me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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