you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Boobs are out for the taking
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
