That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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