8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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