Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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