some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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