Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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