Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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