Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
