Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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