Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
A+ Viking dick
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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