just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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