they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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