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Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe

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(973): View more from New Jersey

A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.

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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.

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(517): View more from Michigan

And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.

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(757): View more from Virginia

shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas

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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.

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(253): View more from Washington

She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"

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These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold

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