shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Can Purell be used as lube?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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