that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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