Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
