Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
