im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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