That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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