i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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