My hand turned me down
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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