He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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