South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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