woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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