do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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