Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sober January is a disaster.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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