I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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