It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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