It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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