How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
