Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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