she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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