He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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