And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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