question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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