have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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