Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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