Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize