I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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