Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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