I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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