Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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