i may or may not be watching the land before time
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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