just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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