Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
How's work?
Spinning.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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