you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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