I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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