her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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