whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
you will always have a special place in my vag
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
