his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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