You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Bring me that man meat
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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