oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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