If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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